Archive for the ‘Stupid’ Category

QRCode Profile Picture

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Im starting something new, facebook profile pictures should be qrcodes from now on, either encoded with simple text, or a link to another image.

Go ahead, encode your own profile picture.

http://qrcode.kaywa.com/

Here is my new facebook profile picture.

qrcode facebook profile

Recession? Phfff, Depression

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Not only does that sum up my emotional state, its pretty much where our economy sits. Now word comes the Govt. wants not just $700 billion, but no judicial review of how that $700 billion is spent. Any they are using the same fear tactics that they used to start the fucking war. “You hear me, its bad, real bad, and we need this to stop it, or the terrorist win!” Well whats so bad about it? Can you give me any specifics? “We don’t have time for specifics, if you don’t do this right away, the terrorists win!”

You want 5 bucks, sure, here you go, you don’t even have to tell me its because its terrorists. $700 billion and the entire country’s future? Forget it. I want a 700 billion page report explaining everything you plan to spend that money on. I’m talking every last cent (which by the way, thanks to this administrations spending, costs more to make than its worth). If something isn’t being spent reasonably, its getting tossed, and the total comes down.

You want bail this country out? great, but I want to see a plan. I’m not letting you play guessing games with my future. I’m not the one who fucked up. I’ve never spent more than I had in the bank.

So we’re going to spend $700 billion, bailing out people who fucked up. Money we don’t have by the way. But its okay, we can just print more, which means that $700 billion really isn’t worth $700 billion all thanks to inflation. Darwinism apparently doesn’t exist in government or wall street. Excuse me while I go vomit.

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You’ll get nothing and like it.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

I just want to smack her. She reminds me of those kids of some of the members at Beverly Country Club (I was caddy). You know, those smug little brats that get whatever they want from thier rich bastard parents. I can easily see this women as a child saying “But daddy, I want a steak sandwich too. And I want it now!” (you need to say it with a Connecticut W.A.S.P. accent). Let me illustrate what I mean exactly.

Nancy, I’m officially giving you the title of Spaulding. McCain, you get to be Judge Smails.

UPDATE
Oh, and Palin, you get to be Lacey Underall. Sorry, didn’t want to leave you feeling left out.

UPDATE UPDATE
Bonus, Obama gets to be Ty, and sorry to do this to you Biden, you have to be Al Czervik

Let’s face it, they’re all bumbling idiots (much like their characters) its just a matter of who can either pick up a Danny Noonan or get a little help thanks to a reckless Carl Spackler to win the match.

Palin according to The Onion

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

brilliant.

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NASA feels recession

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Correct me if I’m wrong Mr. Bush, but I guess this means your vision to see man on Mars won’t be happening now. But hey, good job distracting us a few years ago, ass.

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First Lady != President

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Ughh

Monday, March 10th, 2008

One more reason why people who really have no understanding of how the internet works let alone internet security shouldn’t be allowed to make laws that affect it.

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Have I mentioned…

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

…how much I love Montana. I now have one more reason, they actually have their heads on straight.

This fucking country needs common sense, not acting then waiting a few years to see how things panned out, then an apology, “Sorry, we fucked up, just give us more time and we’ll fix it”. They run this place like a fucking corporation. “Hey John, we should have a meeting later today, to discuss the feasibility of the meeting next week about the meeting to discuss the current status of outstanding meetings.” They have 15 people there doing the job of one person and each one does such a fucking poor job to begin with that nothing gets done. Jesus Christ! (sorry for those semi random thoughts).


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Fair Use means nothing any more.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

So, apparently i’m a criminal event though i have done nothing illegal. Atleast the Entertainment Industry thinks so. If they win this newest lawsuit kiss your ass good buy, cause you can be sure they’ll come after you too for doing something that is perfectly legal. What ever happened to paying for something and then owning it. What if toyota decided that i could only use my car for driving for driving to one destination and then driving anywhere else violated the terms of use. Is that reasonable? Complete crap.

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Avast Ye Scallywags

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

It be talk like a pirate day.

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